‘Masturbate In Your Rooms Not In The School Bathroom’, Miami Varsity Warns Students

It appears male students at the University of Miami have been polishing their pipes in the school’s bathroom thereby blocking the shower drains.

We came across this image believed to be from the school authority and warning the students to masturbate elsewhere but not  in the bathroom. The warning also stated that housing prices will increase next year as a result of the cost incurred by the repair of the shower drains which had been damaged by their semen.

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