Nigerian Prostitutes Declare 3-day Sex Nationwide To Celebrate Muhammadu Buhari

by Zenith Oduah

Members of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes have declared a three-day free sex in celebration of the victory of Gen. Muhammadu Buhari in the presidential election.

In keeping with the earlier promise made by members of the National Association of Nigerian Prostitutes (NANP), to declare a three-day free sex in the country should the candidate of the All Progressive Congress, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari, wins the presidential elections, the body has announced the commencement of the bonanza which is to begin on Easter Friday, April 3rd, and will expire at midnight on Sunday, April 5th, 2015.

In a press release sent out by the General Secretary of NANP, Jessica Elvis, the body said it has enjoined all its members spread across the country to make sure they comply with the directives from the headquarters or they will be sanctioned.

Elvis noted that the free-sex declaration is their own way of thanking their clients for voting for Buhari and also their way of congratulating the President-elect, describing his victory as a victory for all Nigerians.

Members of the association had, in January, thrown its weight behind the candidacy of Gen. Buhari in the race for the presidential elections, promising to declare a 3-day free sex spree across the country if the former Military Head of State and presidential candidate of the All Progressive Congress, APC, beats incumbent President Goodlcuk Jonathan.

The ‘ashewos’ had noted that the Jonathan administration was not been favourable for them and their trade, citing instances when Federal Government agents destroyed their abode, chased and arrested many of them and have made life unbearable for them in many Nigerian cities especially the Federal capital territory, Abuja.

They also urged Buhari to legalize prostitution so that they can practice their trade without intimidation.