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Filmmaker, Kunle Afolayan Lists ‘Rules Of Engagement’ For Being A Celeb In Naija

Award winning film-maker, Kunle Afolayan this morning shared a very hilarious but well thought out list containing the rules of engagement every Nigerian celeb has to follow on his Facebook wall. You need to check this out.

Here’s what he wrote:

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1. You must be a mobile atm at all times. Very applicable to the following (Police, customs and immigration officers) at check points, airports and borders as well as area boys.*Fly* *run*

2. You must never have personal problems only solve people’s problems. including buying breakfast for strange figures ‘ boys must chop’

3. You must never have moods. It’s forbidden you are not human remember? =-s *SUSPICIOUS**Brrrr*

4.You must never have an opinion. its not permitted. Else you incur the people’s wrath.=-( =-d

5. You must be ready to receive insults on social media platforms especially from annoying anonymous persons.>=-o ~=-) and also be ready to be impersonated on Facebook with as many pages. Miscreants ripping innocent people off in your name.

6. You must never have a life.

7. You must be ready to over look and endure everything even if it’s to your detriment.=-/ After all you are a’Celeb’=-s

8. Be ready to pay your fans for seeing your movies or listening to your music. You are everyone’s fan! Ever been told ‘you are my biggest fans oo I dey watch your film oo make you settle. hmmnn if I’m your fan I wonder what you are to me?=-o =]y

Well just follow these eight simple guidelines and you can never go wrong. Remember that’s the Price for fame.\=d/

NOW THAT’S THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!

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